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Best And Funny Urdu Latefy 2019

Mian Bevi Funny Jokes In Urdu

Biwi : Mein Ny Kaha Jee! Tum Mujh Se Kitni Mohabbat Karte Ho ?
Shohar : Itni Mohabbat Jitni Shah Jahan Ko Mumtaz Se Thi
Biwi : ( Khushi Se ) Oh Sachhi? To Kya Tum Mere Marnay Ke Baad Meri Yaad Mein Taaj Mehal Banwao Ge .

Shohar : Meri Jaan Mein Ny To Plat Khareed Bhi Liya Hai. Ab Tumhari Taraf Se Hi Der Hai .

Teacher And Student Funny Jokes In Urdu

Teacher Ny Bachay Ki Note Buk Par Remarks Likhay .
Parhaiee Mein Acha Hai, Magar Larkiyon Mein Ziyada Rehna Pasand Karta Hai, Mein Aik Tareeqa Istemaal Karne Wali Hon Umeed Hai Theek Hojayiga .
Maa Ny Remarks Parhy To Teacher Ko Likha. Shukriya Agar Kaam Ban Jaye To Mujhe Bhi Batana Mein Woh Tareeqa Uskay Waalid Par Istemaal Karongi .

Girls Funny Jokes In urdu

Shehar Mein 6 Manzila “Shohar Shopping Mall“ Ka Iftitah Sun-hwa. Poooray Shehar Mein Dhoom Mach Gayi. Aik Aurat Shohar Kharidne Ja Pohanchi. Istaqbalia Par Darj Tha “Har Manzil Par Mukhtalif Khususiyaat Ke Shohar Dastyab Hain Lekin Aik Manzil Se Agli Manzil Par Janay Ke Baad Wapas Kisi Manzil Par Aana Mumkin Nahi. Sirf Bahar Janay Ka Rasta Mil Sakta Hai “
Aurat Pehli Manzil Par Pohanchi. Shohar Ki Mandarja Zail Khususiyaat Darj Theen .
Yeh Hazraat Kaam ( Job ) Karte Hain Aur Kkhuda Se Dartay Hain
Aurat Doosri Manzil Par Pohanchi To Darj Tha
Yeh Hazraat Job Karte Hain. Kkhuda Se Dartay Hain Aur Bachon Se Mohabbat Karte Hain
Aurat Tajassus Mein Doobti Teesri Manzil Par Chali Gayi Jahan Likha Tha
Yeh Hazraat Job Karte, Kkhuda Se Dartay, Bachon Se Mohabbat Karte Aur Bohat Khush Shakal Hain
Aurat “Behtr Se Behtr“ Ki Talaash Mein Chouthay Flour Par Gayi Jahan Likha Tha
Yeh Hazraat Job Karte, Kkhuda Se Dartay, Bachon Se Mohabbat Karte, Bohat Khush Shakal Honay Ke Sath Sath Ghar Ke Kaam Kaaj Mein Aurat Ka Haath Btane Walay Hain .
Aurat Ney Aik Lamhay Ke Liye Yahan Se Shohar Kharidne Ka Socha Lekin Aglay Lamhay Hal Mann Mazeed Ke Tehat Panchwin Flour Par Gayi Jahan Darj Tha .
Yeh Hazraat Job Karte, Kkhuda Se Dartay, Bachon Se Mohabbat Karte, Bohat Khush Shakal Honay Ke Sath Sath Ghar Ke Kaam Kaaj Mein Aurat Ka Haath Btane Walay Aur Apni Biwi Se Dayanatdari Se Mohabbat Karte Hain .
Aurat Ko Mehsoos Sun-hwa Ke Aisa Shohar Hi Uski Morad Hai. Lekin Dil Nah Maana Chunancha Is Ney Aakhri Manzil Yani Chhatay Flour Par Janay Ka Faisla Kya. Wahan Poanch Kar Yeh Tehreer Parhnay Ko Mili
Afsos Aap Yahan Pounchanay Wali Khatoon Number 54, 3400 Hain. Is Manzil Par Koi Shohar Dastyab Nahi. Aur Yeh Bhi Saabit Hota Hai Ke Aurat Ko Khush Aur Mutmaen Karna Na Mumkin Hai. Yahan Se Sirf Wapas Janay Ka Rasta Hai. Baraye Meharbani Qadam Sambhaal Kar Uttaeye Ga. Apkee Aamad Ka Bohat Shukriya.! !

Ghar Mein Khanay Ke Liye Sirf Daal Mojood Thi Aur Mahinay Ke Aakhri Din Chal Rahay They
Sarkari Mulazim Koi Acha Khana Un Tarikhon Mein Pakana Aford Nhi Kar Sakta Tha .
Ke Achanak Ghar Mein Aik Maheman Aan Tapka ,

Mian Bevi Very Funny Jokes in Urdu

Miyan Biwi Bohat Pareshan Hue Ke Ab Kya Kya Jaye .

Phir Unhon Ne Mansoobah Banaya

Biwi Ne Kaha Ke Mein Maheman Ke Paas Bithti Hon .

Tum Kitchen Ja Kar Koi Cheez Gira Dena

Mein Pochon Gi Ke Kya Sun-hwa Tum Kehna Begum Qorma Grgya Hai .

Mein Kahoon Gi Ke Chalo Koi Baat Nahi Tum Beryani Le Aao .

Thori Der Baad Tum Koi Aur Cheez Gira Dena .

Mein Pouchon Ki Ke Kya Sun-hwa Tum Kehna Begum Beryani Bhi Gir Gayi Hai .

Mein Kahoon Acha Chalo Dekho Daal Pari Ho Gi Wohi Le Aao .


Begum Maheman Ke Paas Ja Kar Baith Gayi ,

Thori Der Baad Kitcehn Se Kuch Karne Ki Aawaz Aayi .

Begum Ne Poocha Kya Sun-hwa .

Andar Se Miyan Ki Rohanci Aawaz Aayi .


Begum Daal Wali Daigchi Hi Girgaee Hai .

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