Best Very Funny Jokes In Urdu 2019 -Khanzada Tech



Best Very Funny Jokes In Urdu 2019 

Larka Aur Larki Jokes In Urdu

Do Bohat Hi Fani Jokes : Larka Aur Larki Molvi Ke Paas Gaye. . .
Larka Aur Larki Molvi Ke Paas Gaye Aur Bolay :  Jaldi Se Hamara Nikah Parhao

Molvi Ney Nikah Parha Diya

Larka : Apkee Fees. ..? ? ?

Molvi : Larki Ki Khoubsurti Ke Mutabiq Fees Day Do. ..! !

Larke Ney Apni Jaib Se Aik Rupiya Nikala Aur Molvi Ko Day Diya .

Achanak Hawa Chali Aur Larki Ke Mun Se Naqaab Uth Gaya

Molvi Ney Dekha To Bola : Beta Baqaya To Letay Jao.


Mian Bevi Jokes In Urdu

Shohar : Aaj Phir Tumahray Betay Ney Meri Jaib Se Das Rupay Nikaal Liye Samjhao Usay .

Bevi : Kyon Is Par Ilzaam Lagatay Ho Mein Bhi To Le Sakti Hon-

Nahi Tum Layte To Saari Jaib Khaali Hoti .

Shohar Ney Itminan Se Jawab Diya .

Mian Bevi Jokes In Urdu

Pehla Dost : Aik Baar Africa Ke Jungle Mein Mujhe Aur Meri Biwi Ko Aadam Khor Qbayilon Naay Ghair  Liya. Un Ke Sardar Naay Mujhe Dekh Kar Kaha Ke Woh Chalees Saal Se Ziyada Umar Ke Logon Ko Nahi Khata .

Dosra Dost : Aaccha Phir ?

Pehla Dost : Phir Kya Yeh Zindagi Mein Pehla Mauqa Tha Jab Meri Biwi Naay Apni Umar Ke Baaray Mein Sach Bola .

Funny Pathan Jokes In Urdu

Pathan Mein Tumahray Liye Sab Kuch Chore Doun Ga .
Larki : Ammi, Abbu
Pathan : Haan
Larki : –apne Dost
Pathan : Haan
Larki : Naswaar
Pathan : O Baji Ghar Jao Tumhara Abbu Pareshan Hota Hoga … … … … … .

Sardar Jokes In Urdu

Aik Sardar Jee Nai Nai Cycle Par Apni Behan Ke Sath Ja Rahay They .
Un Ke Aik Dost Naay Un Ki Behan Ko Dekha To Ghalat Fehmi Mein Mubtala Ho Gaya Aur Aawaz Lagai ,

Oho, Mashoqan!


Sardar Jee Tao Kha Gaye, Bolay, Mashooq Hogi Teri, Meri To Behan Hai !

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