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Most Funny Jokes In Urdu : Very Funny Jokes

Darzi Funny Jokes In Urdu

1 Shakhs : Mein Ny Aaj Aik Barray Aadmi Ki Jaib Kaati .

Dosra : Kamaal Hai. .. Aakhir Kaisay ?

Pehla : Mein Darzi Hon .
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Mother And Son Funny Jokes In urdu

Maa : Munnay ! Yeh Darwazay Par Ganday Hathon Ke Nishanaat Tumahray Hain .

Beta : Jee Nahi Ammi Jaan! Mein To Laat Maar Kar Darwaaza Kholta Hon .
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Bewaqof Funny Jokes In Urdu

Be Waqoof Shehri : Yeh Samnay Jo Gaaye Nazar Aa Rahi Hai, Is Ke Seeng Kyun Nahi Hain .

Dehati : Seeng Nah Honay Ki Bohat Si Wajohaat Hoti Hain, Baaz Ke Seeng Toot Jatay Hain Aur Baaz Ke Hum Kaat Dete Hain, Baqi Rahi Woh Samnay Wali Gaaye To Is Ke Seeng Is Liye Nahi Hain Ke Woh Gaaye Nahi, Ghora Hai .
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Teacher And Student Funny Jokes In Urdu

Ustaad : Bhens Ki Kitni Tangen Hoti Hain .

Shagird : Sir! Yeh To Koi Be Waqoof Bhi Bataday Ga .

Ustaad : Isi Liye To Tum Se Pooch Raha Hon .

Ustaad : Mashhoor Lrhayyon Ke Mutaliq Batao .

Shagird : Ammi Nay Ghar Ki Baten Bahar Bitanay Se Mana Krrkha Hai .
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Bewaqof Funny Jokes In Urdu

1 Shakhs : Kya Aap Btaskte Hain, Gaaye Mufeed Hai Ya Bakri .

Dosra : Mere Khayaal Mein Bakri Mufeed Hai, Is Liye Ke Gaaye Nay Aik Baar Mujhe Takkar Maari Thi. 
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Bewaqof Funny Jokes In Urdu

Aik Martaba 1 Shakhs Khalifa Haroon Alrshid Ke Paas Aaya Aur Is Se Kaha, Mujhe Hajj Par Jana Hai. Meri Imdaad Karen. Khalifa Nay Kaha, Dekho Bhai! Agar Tum Sahib Nisaab Ho To Zaroor Hajj Karo, Warna Hajj Kyun Karte Ho .

Yeh Sun Kar Is Nay Kaha :

” Mein Aap Ko Badshah Samajh Kar Imdaad Talabb Karne Aaya Tha, Mufti Samajh Kar Fatwa Poochnay Nahi .
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Teacher And Student Funny Jokes In Urdu

Ustaad : Paanch Phalon Ke Naam Batao .

Shagird : Teen Saib Aur Do Maaltay .
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Door Ka Bhai Funny Jokes In Urdu

1 Shakhs : Yeh Larka Tumhara Kya Lagta Hai .

Dosra : Yeh Mera Door Ka Bhai Hai .

Pehla : Door Ke Bhai Se Tumhari Kya Morad Hai ?

Dosra : Mere Aur Is Ke Darmain Das Bhaiyon Ka Faasla Hai .
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Ye Hony Wala Tha Funny Jokes In Urdu

1 Shakhs Aik Nujoomi Ke Paas Gaya Aur Poocha :

”ih Batao! Abhi Thori Der Baad Kya Honay Wala Hai. “

Is Nay Jawab Mein Kaha Ke Mujhe Maloom Nahi, Is Shakhs Nay Is Ke Mun Par Aik Zor Daar Thapar Mara Aur Bola :

” Yeh Honay Wala Tha. “
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Mian Bevi Funny Jokes In Urdu

1 Shakhs Bohat Ziyada Gurbat Ka Shikaar Hogaya. Is Nay Apni Biwi Se Kaha :

” Bachon Ko Nanhiyal Bhaij Do Aur Tum Khud Apni Walida Ke Haan Chali Jao. “
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Nokrani Funny Jokes In Urdu

Malika : ( Khadima Se ) Tum BeKaar Baithi Baithi Thak Nahi Jatein .

Khadima : Mujhe Aap Ki Khatir Thaknay Ki Parwa Nahi .
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Teacher And Student Funny Jokes In Urdu

Ustaad : Munnay Tum Kal School Kyun Nahi Aeye .


Shagird : Aap Hi Nay To Kaha Tha Ke Baghair Sabaq Yaad Kiye, School Nah Aana .

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Do Pagal Funny Jokes In Urdu

Do Pagal Ikathay Baithy They. Aik Ki Jholi Mein Darjan Anday They. Dono Aapas Mein Yun Batein Kar Rahay They .

Pehla : Yaar. Agar Tum Bta Do Ke Meri Jholi Mein Kya Hai To Saaray Anday Tujhay Day Doun Ga. Aur Agar Yeh Boojho Ke Kitney Hain To Baara Ke Baara Tumhare Hogaye .
Dosra Pagal. .. Kaafi Soch Bichaar Ke Baad. .. Yaar Aik Baar Phir Sawal Duhrao .
Pehla : Yaar. Agar Tum Bta Do Ke Meri Jholi Mein Kya Hai To Saaray Anday Tujhay Day Doun Ga. Aur Agar Yeh Boojho Ke Kitney Hain To Baara Ke Baara Tumhare Hogaye .
Dosra Pagal :. . Dekho Yaar Mein Koi Kkhuda To Nahi Ke Har Cheez Bta Sakun .
Tum Hi Bta Do .

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Pagal Funny Jokes In Urdu

Kuch Pagalon Ko Bayi Air Kisi Dosray Pagal Khanaay Shift Kya Ja Raha Tha To Pagalon Ne Jahaaz Mein Uchhal Kood Shuru Kar Di Magar Aik Pagal Khamosh Betha Tha Payilt Ne Is Khamosh Pagal Se Kaha Ke Bhai Unko Samjhao Taakay Aaram Se Safar Kat Jay
Kuch Der Ke Shore Shrab_h Bilkul Khatam Hogaya Payilt Dobarah Dekhnay Aaya Aur Is Ne Khamosh Pagal Se Poocha Ke Unko Tum Ne Kaisay Samjhaya
Pagal Ne Kaha Ke Simple Si Baat Hai Mein Ne Un Se Kaha Ke Aaram Se Betho Jis Ne Khelna Hai Woh Neechay Utar Jaye Aur Sab Ke Sab Pagal Neechay Utar Gaye Hain


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Childrens Funny Jokes In Urdu

Aik Afsar School Mein Gaya Aur Bachon Se Poocha Aik Train 100 Mil Fi Ghanta Ki Raftaar Se Chal Rahi Hai Aur Station Ka Faasla 50 Mil Hai Batayi Meri Umar Kya Hogi ?
Tamam Bachay Pareshan Magar Aik Bachay Ne Himmat Ki Aur Kaha Sir 40 Saal
Afsar Bara Heran Sun-hwa Aur Kaha Ke Tumhe Meri Sahih Umar Ka Kaisay Pata Chala
Bacha : Sir Yeh Konsa Mushkil Kaam Hai Hamaray Muhallay Mein Aik Pagal Shakhs Rehta Hai Aur Aisi Hi Oot Patang Batein Karta Hai Uski Umar Bhi 40 Saal Hai

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Pagal Funny Jokes In Urdu

Pagal Khanaay Ki Inspection Ke Douran Inspector Ne Dekha Ke Aik Pagal Ne –apne Haath Se Jhoot Moot Ka Pistol Bana Kar Pagal Khanaay Ke Amlay Ke Aik Worker Par Taan Kar Jhoot Moot Ki Firing Karte Hue" Thein Thein Thein" Kehna Shuru Kardiya. Worker Ne Pistol Ki Goli Lagnay Par Mar Janey Ki Acting Ki Aur Farsh Par Late Gaya. Thori Der Baad Utha To Isi Pagal Ne Phir Aisay Hi" Thein Thein Thein" Kya. Worker Ne Phir Farsh Par Late Kar Mrjane Ki Acting Ki. Teesri Baar Phir Aisa Hi hwa .

Inspection Ke Baad Jab Daftar Puhanche To Inspector Ne Worker Se Poocha Ke Woh To Pagal Tha. Lekin Tum Uski Firing Ke Jawab Mein Aisi Harkatein Keo Kr Rhy They. Worker Kaha Janab Woh Army Ka Commando Tha. Aur Jab Bhi Mujhe Daikhta Hai Dushman Fouj Ka Commando Samajh Kar Mujh Par Firing Kardaita Hai .
Inspector Ne Kaha" Lekin Pistol To Jaali Hota Hai. Tum Kyun Marnay Ki Acting Karte Hue Late Jatay Ho "

Worker Ne Kaha" Janab Woh Commando Hai. Aur Jodo Karaty Ka Master Hai. Agar Mein Marnay Ki Acting Nah Karoon To Woh Samjhta Hai Uska Pistol Kaam Nahi Kar Raha, Chunancha Woh Pistol Pheink Kar Barah E Raast Jodo Karaty Par Utar Aata Hai "

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