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Pagal Funny Jokes In Urdu

Aik Pagal Khanaay Mein Aik Pagal Swimming Pol Ke Kinare T_hl Raha Tha Jab Is Ny Dekha Ke Aik Pagal Larki Ny Swimming Pol Mein Chhalang Lagai Aur Uski Teh Mein Ja Kar Gayab Hogayi. Pagal Ny Aao Dekha Nah Tao. Foran Talaab Mein Koda. Tairta Sun-hwa Teh Taq Pouncha Aur Larki Ko Bahar Nikaal Kar Le Aaya .

Pagal Khanaay Ke Director Taq Jab Yeh Khabar Pohanchi To Is Ny Pagal Ko Bulaya Aur Usay Kaha Ke Tumhare Liye Aik Achi Khabar Hai Aur Aik Buri Khabar .
Achi Khabar Yeh Hai Ke Kal Jis Terhan Tum Ny Aik Larki Ko Doobnay Se Bachaaya Hai Is Par Hamaray Board Ny Faisla Kya Hai Ke Tumhare Andar Insani Hamdardi Ke Jazbaat Zindah Ho Chukay Hain Aur Tumahra Dimagh Kaam Karna Shuru Hogaya Hai. Lehaza Tumhen Ghar Jany Ki Ijazat Hai .

“accha Jee “ Pagal Khushi Se Uchhal Para ‎“laikn Buri Khabar Kya Hai? “
“buri Khabar Yeh Hai Ke Tum Ny Jis Larki Ko Talaab Se Nikaal Kar Jaan Bachaai Thi. Is Ny Chhat Par Jaakar Gilaay Mein Rassi Daal Kar Khud Kashi Kar Li Hai. Aur. .. .. “
“nhi Janab “ Pagal Ny Jaldi Se Baat Kaat Kar Kaha “as Ny Khud Kashi Nhi Ki. Woh To Mein Ny Usay Pani Se Nikaal Kar Sokhne Ke Liye Chhat Par Rassi Se Latka Diya Tha. Ab Yeh Bataiye Ke Mein Ghar Kab Ja Sakta Hon? “

Pagal Admi Funny Jokes In Urdu

Yak Aadmi Apni Gaari Ke Paas Aaya To Dekha Ke Aik Tyre Ke Charon Paich Gayab Hain. Bohat Pareshan Sun-hwa Ke Ab Kya Karoon. Sath Hi Pagal Khanah Tha Jis Ki Khirki Se Aik Pagal Bahar Jhaank Raha Tha. Pagal Naay Aawaz Lagai. .. . Baqi Teen Tayron Se Aik Aik Paich Khol Kar Laga Lau .

Aadmi Ko Pareshani Ka Hal Mila Aur Herat Se Pagal Ki Taraf Dekh Kar Bola. .. . Tum Pagal Khanaay Mein Qaid Ho Mujhe To Tum Bilkul Pagal Nahi Lagtay. .. . Pagal Bola Mein Pagal Hon Koi Bewaqoof Nahi. . .

Bewaqof Funny Jokes In Urdu

Aik Pagal Car Chillatay Hue Ja Raha Tha. Car Ki Pichli Set Par 20 Batkhen Baithi Theen. Rastay Mein Police Walay Nay Roka Aur Poocha Yeh Tumahray Pichli Set Par Kya Hai? Pagal Nay Kaha “ih Saari Meri Biwiyan Hin“ Police Wala Samajh Gaya Ke Yeh Pagal Hai. Chunancha Pagal Se Bola. Achcha Aisa Karo Inhen Zoo ( Chirya Ghar ) Le Jao .

Pagal Nay Razamandi Se Sir Hilaya, Gaari Mori Aur Chala Gaya. Aglay Din Phir Wohi Pagal Inhen 20 Batkhon Ko Pichli Set Par Bethaye Phir Idhar Hi Ja Raha Tha. Isi Police Walay Nay Usay Phir Rokkk Liya. Aur Kaha Ke Mein Nay Tumhen Kaha Tha Ke Apni Bigmat Ko Chirya Ghar Le Jao .

“Le Gaya Tha“ Pagal Nay Kaha. . “ Aaj Unko Cinema Le Ja Raha Hon“

Saddar Sahb aur Pagal Funny Jokes In Urdu

Saddar Sahib Ny Pagal Khanaay Ka Dora Karne Ka Faisla Kya. .. . Doray Ke Douran Aik Pagal Ny Saddar Sahib Ko Roka Aur Poocha. .. Tum Kon Ho ?. .. . Saddar Sahib Ny Jawab Diya Main Saddar Pakistan Hon. .. Pagal Bola Koi Baat Nahi Theek Ho Jao Ge Jab Mein Naya Aaya Tha To Mein Bhi Yahi Kehta Tha .

Do Pagal Funny Jokes In Urdu

Do Pagal Sarrak Ke Kinare Ja Rahay They. Jab Achanak Sarrak Par Inhen Aik Purse Para Mila .
Aik Pagal Ny Purse Uthaya. Uskay Andar Makeup Box Tha Aur Uskay Oopar Chhota Sa Aaina Nasb Tha. Pehla Pagal Heran Hokar Aaina Mein Dekh Kar Bola .
“Yar! Is Aadmi Ko Mein Ny Kahin Dekha Hai “
Dosray Pagal Ny Purse Liya, Uskay Andar Aaiine Mein Shakal Dekhi Aur Bola
“Aby Gadhay. Pagal Hogaya Hai. –apne Dost Ko Nhi Pehchanta ? Yeh Mein Hon“

Doctor Aur Pagal Funny Jokes In Urdu

Dr :
Aap Pagal Kyun Huay ?

Pagal :
Kuch Arsa Pehlay Mein Ny Aik Bewa Se Shadi Ki, Uss Ki Jawan Beti Ny Mere Baap Se Shadi Kar Li, Yun Woh Meri Souteli Maa Ban Gayi, Uss Ki Aik Beti Hui Iss Liye Mein Apni Behan Ka Nana Bana, Phir Mere Ghar Beta Howa, To Meri Biwi Ki Beti Mere Betay Ki Dadi Bhi Lagti Thi, Kyunkay Woh Meri Souteli Maa Thi. Chunancha Mera Beta Apni Dadi Ka Bhai Ban Gyaavr Mein –apne Betay Ka Bhanja Aur. .. .. .. .. .

Dr :

Khamosh! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! Bas Kar Warna Mein Bhi Pagal Ho Jaoon Ga. Agal :


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