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New Very Funny Jokes In Urdu 2019
Funny Jokes In Urdu

Aik Shayar Ko Har Baat Mein Yeh Kehnay Ki Aadat Thi, Namona Paish Kya Hai. Aik Roz Woh Bazaar Mein Jarahay They, Kisi Sahib Se Takra. Woh Sahib Jal Kar Bolay :

” Yeh Kya Badtameezi Hai. “

Unhon Naay Foran Kaha :

” Namona Paish Kya Hai. “
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Teacher Student Jokes In Urdu

Urdu Ke Ustaad : Koi Accha Sa Shair Sunaao .

Shagird : Suniye :

Jigar Ka Khoon Choos Laita Hai Imthehaan Ka Zamana

Kabhi Sah Mahi, Kabhi NauMahi Kabhi Salana
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Funny Jokes In Urdu

1 Shakhs : ( Kutta Farosh Se ) Is Kuttay Mein Wafadaari Ka Madah Bhi Hai Ya Nahi .

Kutta Farosh : Bilkul Janab! Teen Baar Farokht Krchka Hon, Yeh Bhaag Kar Phir Mere Paas Ajata Hai .
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Teacher Student Jokes In Urdu

Ustaad : Woh Kon Sa Tareeqa Hai Jis Se Sawal Jald Hal Hojata Hai .

Shagird : Naqal Se. 
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Teacher Student Jokes In Urdu

Ustaad : Sab Se Ziyada Sona Kahan Milta Hai .

Shagird : Janab! Charpayee Par .
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Pathan Funny Jokes In Urdu

Khan Sahib : Molvi Sahib! Kya Jannat Mein Naswaar Miley Gi .

Molvi Sahib : Haan Zaroor. .. Lekin Is Ko Thoknay Ke Liye Jahannum Mein Jana Parre Ga.  . 
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Funny Jokes In Urdu

Log 29 Ramadaan Ko Chaand Dekhnay Ki Koshish Kar Rahay They. Aik Barray Miyan Naay Aasman Ki Taraf Dekha To Wahan Baadal Nazar Aeye. Sard Aah Bhar Kar Bolay :

”Apni Baari Par Taiz Dhoop Aur Hamari Baari Par Yeh Baadal. “
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Funny Jokes In Urdu

Aik Firm Ke Maalik Naay Doosri Firm Ke Maalik Se Poocha :

”Sunao Bhae Kaarobar Kaisa Chal Raha Hai. “

” Fifity Fifity. “ Is Naay Jawab Diya .

”kya Matlab? “ Dosra Bola .

”Subh Aik Order Milta Hai, Shaam Ko Aik Order Kinsl Hojata Hai. “

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Teacher Student Jokes In Urdu

ustaad : government kisay kehte hain .

shagird : jo minute minute par ghhor kere .
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Teacher Student Jokes In Urdu

ustaad : agar tumahray paas do saib hon aur tumahray haan do maheman ajayeen to tum kya karogay .

shagird : un ke janay ka intzaar. thisishypenhere
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1 shakhs ko mazaq karne ki barri aadat thi. unhon ne –apne dost ko berang khat likha, khat mein sirf aik jumla likha ke mein kheriyat se hon. jawab mein usay aik bhaari barring lifaafa masool sun-hwa. wusool karte hi unhon ne lifaafa khola. andar se aik pathar nikla, is par likha tha :

”aap ki kheriyat ki ittila paker mere dil se yeh bhaari pathar hatt gaya. “
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Father And Son Funny Jokes In Urdu

phal wala : janab yeh aam khakar dekhiey, laddu hai laddu .


gahak : lekin mein ghar se aam kharidne nikla hon

Beta : Aba Jan! Kya Aap Andheray Mein Likh Satke Hain .

Baap : Haan! Kyun Nahi .

Beta : To Phir Bulb Bujha Kr Meri Report Par Dastakhat Karkay Deikhein .
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Teacher Student Jokes In Urdu

Ustaad : Tumhe Sab Se Ziyada Khusi Kis Din Hoti Hai .

Shagird : Jis Din Aap Bemaar Hotay Hain .
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Funny Jokes In Urdu

Behan : Aslam Tum Urdu Kis Qader Ruk Ruk Kar Parhte Ho. Money Ko Dekho, Kaisay Fir Fir Padti Hai, Parho Money .

Money : Fir Fir Fir Fir Furfur .
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Funny Jokes In Urdu

Aik Aadmi Ke Sir Par Baal Kahin Kahin They. Chand Larke Is Ke Peechay Arhay They. Un Mein Se Aik Bola :

” Un Sahib Neh To Sir Par Ghaas Uga Rakhi Hai. “

Yeh Sun Kar Woh Sahib Bolay :

”Tabhi To Gadhay Mere Peechay Arhay Hain. “
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Funny Jokes In Urdu

Aik Zamindar Neh Naya Mulazim Rakha, Aik Din Is Neh Dekha, Mulazim Bhens Ko Doodh Pila Hai. Zamindar Neh Ghusse Mein Aakar Poocha, Yeh Kya Kar Rahay Ho, Doodh Dohny Ki Bajaye, Usay Pila Ho. Is Par Mulazim Neh Kaha :

”Dodh Bohat Patla Tha Janab! Mein Neh Socha, Doodh Ko Aik Chakkar Aur Day Lon. “

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Teacher Student Jokes In Urdu

Ustaad : Malmal Ko Jumlay Mein Istemaal Karo .

Shagird : Hamein Khoob Mil Mil Kar Nahana Chahiye .

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Teacher Student Jokes In Urdu

Ustaad : Barf Ki Mo'annas Batao .

Shagird : Barfi.
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Funny Jokes In Urdu

Aik Dost : Yaar Yeh Qawali Walay Qawali Ke Waqt –apne Dono Haath Kaanon Par Kyun Rakh Letay Hain .

Dosra Dost : Taakay Apni Aawaz Khud Nah Sun Saken .
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Father And Son Jokes In Urdu

Baap : Jab Koi Bacha Shararat Karta Hai To Baap Kay Baal Safaid Hojata Hai .

Beta : Ab Pata Chala, Dada Jaan Ke Saaray Baal Kyun Safaid Hain .
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Father And Son Jokes In Urdu

Aik Dehati –apne Betay Ko Shehar Ka Chirya Ghar Dikhaane Le Gaya, Sair Ke Douran Woh Zebry Ke Paas Puhanche. Dehati Neh Betay Se Kaha :

”dikho Beta! Chirya Ghar Walon Neh Gadhay Ko Sweater Pehna Rakha Hai .

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Mian Bevi Jokes In Urdu

Biwi : ( Thaanay Daar Se ) Janab! Aik Hafta Hogaya, Mere Shohar Aalo Kharidne Gay They, Ab Taq Lout Kar Nahi Aeye .

Thaanay Daar : Aap Koi Aur Sabzi Pakka.
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Teacher Student Jokes In Urdu

Ustaad : Sab Larkoon Neh Doodh Par Do Safhaat Ka Mazmoon Likha Hai, Aur Tum Neh Do Satar Ka .

Shagird : Janab! Mein Neh Khalis Doodh Par Mazmoon Likha Hai .
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Funny Jokes In Urdu

Aik Bhikaari Haath Mein Takhti Liye Bheek Maang Raha Tha. Is Par Likha Tha, Mein Behra Aur Goonga Hon. Aik Aadmi Neh Is Se Poocha, Aap Kab Se Gungay Aur Behray Hain .

Is Neh Foran Kaha :

” Pedaishi Goonga Aur Behra Hon. “
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Mian Bevi Jokes In Urdu

Biwi : Aap Neh Jo Ghulaab Ki Qalam Lagai Thi, Is Ki Jarr Abhi Taq Peda Nahi Hui .

Miyan : Tumhe Kaisay Maloom ?

Biwi : Mein Rozana Is Ko Nikaal Kar Dekhatii Hon .
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Teacher Student Jokes In Urdu

Ustaad : Dastak Ko Jumlay Mein Istemaal Karo .
Shagird : Hamaray Munnay Ko Das Taq Ginti Aati Hai .
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Mian Bevi Jokes In Urdu

Biwi ( Phone Par ) Jaldi Ghar Aayiyae, Munnay Neh Soi Nigal Li Hai .
Professor Shohar : Mein Bohat Masroof Hon, Hamsayoun Se Soi Le Kar Kaam Chala Lau .

Mother And Son Funny Jokes In Urdu

Aik Bachay Neh Apni Maa Se Pakistan Ka Jhanda Kharidne Ki Farmaaish Ki. Maa Neh Dukaan Daar Se Jhanda Dikhaane Ke Liye Kaha. Is Neh Jhanda Dekhaya To Woh Boli :
”ksi Aur Rang Mein Dikhao. “
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Funny Jokes In Urdu 

Aik Dehati Kisi Barray Hotel Mein Gaya Aur Chaye Ka Order Diya. Berra Aik Chhote Se Cupp Mein Zara Si Chaye Le Aaya. Is Neh Aik Hi Ghoont Mein Chaye Khatam Kar Di Aur Bola :
”Metha Theek Hai, Chaye Le Aao .
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Father And Son Funny Jokes In Urdu

Baap : Beta Mein Aap Ke Liye Doosri Ammi Le Aon .
Beta : Woh Mujhe School Jany Ke Liye To Nahi Kahin Gi .
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Funny Jokes In Urdu 

Hostel Mein Rehne Walay Aik Dost Neh Dosray Se Poocha :
”kya Baat Hai, Tum Bohat Pareshan Ho? “
Dosray Neh Jawab Diya :
”Kia Bataon Yaar, Mein Neh Ghar Walon Ko Khat Likha Tha Kh Table Lamp Kharidne Ke Liye 500 Rupay Bhaij Den, Unhon Neh Table Lamp Bhaij Diya. “
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Funny Jokes In Urdu 

Ustaad : Aap Ke Betay Neh School Ke Tamam Record Toar Diye .
Baap : Nalaiq Kahin Ka. .. Ghar Mein Bartan Torta Rehta Hai Aur Yahan Record .
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Funny Jokes In Urdu 

Aik Kanjoos Aadmi Apni Baen Aankhh Par Haath Rakh Kar Ja Raha Tha. 1 Shakhs Neh Poocha :
”kya Sun-hwa Bhai! Aankhh Ko Kya Sun-hwa. “
Is Neh Jawab Diya :
”kchh Bhi Nahi! Jab Aik Aankhh Se Kaam Chal Jata Hai To Doosri Kyun Istemaal Karoon .
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Funny Jokes In Urdu

Aik Dost Dosray Se Keh Raha Tha :
”Yar Woh –apne Dost Wakeel Ahmed Khan They Na. .. Woh Jinhen Har Cheez Ki Teh Taq Pounchanay Ka Shoq Tha. “
Dosray Neh Choank Kar Poocha :
”kya Sun-hwa Unhein. “
Pehlay Neh Jawab Diya :
”oh Doob Kar Mar Gay? “
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Funny Jokes In Urdu 

Aik Sahafi Dosray Se Keh Raha Tha :
”Falan Sahafi Buk Gaya, Falan Neh Itni Raqam Le Kar Apna Qalam Beech Diya, Is Neh Sahaafat Ke Muqaddas Payshay Ko Badnaam Kya Hai. Gharz Har Sahafi Aur Adeeb Buk Gaya, Lekin Mein Aaj Taq Nahi Bakka. “
Dosray Neh Yeh Saari Baat Sun Kar Kaha :
”Bhai Tum Jis Akhbar Mein Likhte Ho, Woh Akhbar Kabhi Farokht Nahi Sun-hwa, Phir Tum Kaisay Farokht Ho Saktay Ho. “

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