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Very Very Funy Jokes In Urdu 2019
Teacher And Student Funny Jokes in urdu


Madam Ney Apni Classe Mein Bachon Se Poocha :  Yaqeen Aur Vahm Mein Kya Farq Hai .

Shagird : Maidam Aap Prha Rahi Hain Yeh Yaqeen Hai Aur Hum Parh Rahay Hain Yeh Aapka Vahm Hai

Very Fuuny Children Jokes in urdu

Aik Bacha Taizi Se Ghar Mein Daakhil hwa Aur Aik Bulb Pr Mulk Likh Kar Laga Diya. .

Maa Ney Poocha !
'' Beta Yeh Kya Kar Rahay Ho. ?' '

Bachay Ney Jawab Diya' ' Mulk Ka Naam Roshan Kar Raha Hon.' '

Sas Aur Damad Funny Jokes in urdu

Aik Damaad Apne Sasural Gaya :? 
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Saas Ney Poocha Baingun Shareef Pakka Lon Ya Bhindi Mubarak Ya Palaak Pak Khana Pasand Karen Ge ?
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Damaad Bola : Mein Gunehgaar Banda Hon Baghair Wuzu Un Muqaddas Sabzion Ke Naam Bhi Lainay Ke Qabil Kahan. .. .  
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Koi Be Ghairat Aawara Sa Murgha Hi Pakka Len. .. .. .. .! !

Women Funny Jokes In Urdu

Marnay Ke Baad Do Aurton Ki Roohein Aapas Mein Milein.? ?

Baton Baton Mein Aik Dosray Se Marnay Ki Wajah Poochi. Aik Aurat Kehnay Lagi .

Mein –apne Shohar Par Khuwa Makhuwa Shak Karti Rehti Thi. Ke Shayad Uska Kisi Doosri Larki Se Koi Chakkar Hai.  

Aik Din Mein Daftar Se Jaldi Ghar Pohanchi Ke Dekhon Kahin Mere Shohar Ne Kisi Doosri Larki Ko To Ghar Mein Nahi Ghusa Rakha. Jab Mein Achanak Ghar Pohanchi To Woh Akela Tha. Bas Mujhe –apne Aap Par Itni Sharmindagi Hui Ke Mein Sharam Se Mar Gayi .

'' Kash Tum Deep Freezer Khol Kar Dekh Lete To Nah Tum Marti Aur Nah Mein “ 


Doosri Larki Ne Ghumzdaa Lehjey Mein Kaha

Office Funny Jokes In Urdu

Afsar : Tum Daftar Mein Kyun Sotay Rehtay Ho ?
Matehat : Janab! Raat Ko Mera Beta Mujhe Sonay Nahi Deta .
Afsar : Tum Kal Se Apne Betay Ko Sath Laya Karo Taakay Woh Tumhe Yahan Bhi Nah Sonay Day .

Father And Son Funny Jokes In Urdu

Beta : Abbu Jee! Sath Walay Uncle –apne Betay Ko Chaand Aur Taaraa Keh Kar Pukaarta Hai Jabkay Aap Mujhe Ullu Ya Gadha Keh Kar Pkarte Ho. Aakhir Kyun? ? ?
Baap : Beta! Sath Walay Uncle Maahir Falkiat Hain Aur Mein Janwaron Ka Doctor Hon .

Best Funny Jokes In Urdu

Mujrim : Huzoor Mein Bhooka Tha, Be Ghar Tha, Be Yaar O Madadgaar Tha, Tanha Tha. Is Liye Mein Ny Chori Kar Li .
Judge : Tumhaarii Haalat Waqai Qabil Reham Hai, Is Liye Mein Chay Mah Ke Liye Tumahray Khanay Peenay Aur Rehne Ka Intizam Jail Mein Kar Raha Hon. Wahan Tumhe Saathi Bhi Milein Ge

Mein –apne Shohar Par Khuwa Makhuwa Shak Karti Rehti Thi. Ke Shayad Uska Kisi Doosri Larki Se Koi Chakkar Hai.  

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